I'd be on TV for sure. Chip and Jo, call me!
I can binge watch a show like no other. I'm talking 2x speed with subtitles one season in a day kind of speed.
You'll have to invite me to your next dance party and see!
I barista-ed with the best of em. If you want to geek out about coffee, I'm here for it!
The Durham Hotel! Pro tip: get the "Night Out" package when you stay!
You can save a lot of hassle by just not using a flat bed sheet. Like seriously, just leave it in the closet.